chris leavins

Ha.Ha.

Kaley from FLORIDA writes: "...Hey Chris, my names Kaley. I'm 17. All my life I have hated cats.  My mother bought me my own cat for my birthday..."

Malnutrition and Worms.

Betsy from MICHIGAN writes: "...Hi Chris, I'm sending a picture of a kitten I rescued from a farm.... We named her Mitzi-boppers because she had like 25 toes --my daughter loved dressing Mitzi up in doll clothes, since she was so tiny from malnutrition and having worms.  After she was healthy, my husband made us find her a new home where she was squeezed to death by my friend's three year old demon-cousin a few months later. Betsy 44teen,  MI."

Impending Doom.

 

  

"Ivan". Slated for bladder stone removal. Sent by Emma in MISSOURI.

You've Got to be Fucking Kidding Me.

 

Adi in CALIFORNIA writes: "...It was hot so I gave my cat Furbie and ice cube to play with. Not impressed."

Yesss My Lord.

Mary from INDIANA writes: "... the feral cat non-profit I volunteer for, Feral Bureau of Indiana (the FBI) spayed and neutered a whopping 163 cats on Sunday, September 27, thanks to 30 volunteers, volunteer vets and feral colony caretakers. This one particular tiger, tabby kitten girl (on a board, prepped for her spay surgery) expressed her joy in being relieved of her reproductive organs through her markings. Her spots on her shaved tummy formed a perfect smiley face.

Squirt.

Katey from LOS ANGELES writes: "...Hi Chris, It's Katey, I sent you pictures of my boyfriend with the Baby Kitty before and people said he looked like a French porn star. I have new pictures I wanted to send you. Baby Kitty likes to attack our stuff so we stash it on the top shelf of our closet.  Everything there was previously somewhere else in the house but she chews on it all.  She eats that little doll's hair, she chewed on the wood of the nutcracker, she even bit off Freddy Krueger's finger!  We thought that she wouldn't be able to get up there, but she did it.  I took this picture right before my boyfriend threatened her with a squirt of water. She was not pleased."

Do. Not. Fuck. With. Me.

"Chula". One hundred years of solitude. Sent by Colleen in ARIZONA.

Chapters.

Chun from BC writes: "...hi chris...you may remember our cat Meow Meow died suddenly. We adopted 2 furmonkies Yoshi and Gingko from a No Kill Shelter months ago, after meow's passing."

Sugar Daddy.

Larry from TEXAS writes: "This is Lilly. We pay her mortgage."

Postal.

Renzy from CANADA writes: "...Because I have to be one of the hundreds to send this article to you. A kitten attacks a postal person through a mail slot and the owners face a potential mail delivery suspension."