As many of you know, it is my dream to land a starring role on a television series playing a head in a jar. (If you didn't know, perhaps you should watch Cute with Chris episode 135 Alec Baldwin's Desk.) When you play a head in a jar, you don't have to walk, or change your clothes. It's the easiest acting gig on TV. You stick your head in a jar, mumble a few lines, and collect your SAG health insurance. Randy is a viewer who sent this illustration of how I might look in the role.
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